I’m Kris. A music loving, road-tripping, book-reading, vinyl-obsessed, yoga-poser. I’m also a full-time writer and working-mom of two middle-schoolers. With tattoos and a back-Jeep-seat strewn with Bowie and Smiths albums and comic books, I’m not what you would call the prototype mom. But, as I’m find more and more these days, who really is?

I live to travel, take road trips, go camping, find new hiking trails, and generally anything outdoorsy. Except bugs. I really, really hate bugs. Which make up, like, 90 percent of the outdoors, so I’ve just accepted the internal struggle.

I’m fairly crunchy and have recently begun practicing yoga and meditation daily to help me grow mentally and spiritually.


My writing is often tongue-in-cheek and often heavy on sarcasm and dry humor. If you read something that makes you think I must be joking, chances are extraordinarily high that you’re right. I’m joking.

Laugh. And get outside.

The days are long, but life is short.


If your curiosity about me is still piqued for whatever reason, you can check out my instagram.